A round-up of stories that may, or may not, be true......
Tom Utley in the Mail wonders what his sexuality has to do with speed-bumps.
The result of the dumbing down of our education system - or maybe not, as the print edition continues:
"David Cameron was caught off-guard at No10 when a 12-year-old boy from Ipswich asked him why Mrs. Hill earned £79,000 more than he did during a question and answer session. The Prime Minister replied " Because she works harder than me". He refused to respond when he was asked: " Don't you work hard then?"
Flora Lopi, a Labour party official, believes there is a more important wedding than that taking place on April 29th.
The Coalition have issued a calendar so that you can keep up-to-date with who is who in the political world.
Which kinda sums up the "state" we, as a country, are in...............