Census: Hello, I'm from the Census calling to remind you to fill in your form.
Me: Ok.
Census: So I can put you down as a "will be doing so"?
Me: No.
Census: May I ask why not?
Me: Yes.
(pregnant pause)
Census: And your reason is?
Me: That you will discover, if and when you get me into Court.
Census: Oh, we had better leave it at that then.
Me: Goodbye.
5 comments:
Well done WfW!
I will be repeating, verbatim, what you said.
If they come a-calling...
CR.
The poor chap didn't really know how to handle it.......
He was probably shocked at the (relative) politeness of your reply...
Excellent stuff, WfW. Looking forward to future updates. :)
md: Oh I was ultra polite!
DP: Updates will of course be posted.
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