Sunday, 13 February 2011

National Health Service Changes - An alternative view

The British Medical Association has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it,  but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the  Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it - and just wouldn’t hear or speak about it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,  and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the  matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Dentists are fed up to their back teeth and may decide to extract themselves from any new contracts.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ar*eholes in London .......


microdave said...

Thanks - that's (just) put a smile on my face!!

john in cheshire said...

WfW, is that true? if so, then I am very angry with all of them; why oh, why etc.

WitteringsfromWitney said...

m/dave: Thanks.

jic: Of course its not true, its a joke, sent to me by email from a friend.

john in cheshire said...

I know, I was trying - and obviously failing - to be witty.

Goodnight Vienna said...

:-) It raised a smile here, Mr W.

Tufty said...

What did the haematologists think?
Bloody ridiculous.

Adam R. said...

The pediatricians thought the idea was childish while the gerontologists were tired of hearing the same old thing.

The gynocologists thought of Cameron as a dirty twat, but all the VD specialists could do was clap.

underarm sweating said...

One of the areas which ministers have focused on is heart disease, but Professor Appleby said the UK had had the largest fall in heart attack deaths between 1980 and 2006 of any European country.

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WitteringsfromWitney said...

I thank you all for your comments - at times there is too much seriousness posted on the blogosphere - and this was just an attempt to inject a little humour...