Sunday 26 June 2011

There's no fool like an old fool.......

An old guy … ok, a guy my age and a bit out of shape.... was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.

He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM in the lobby."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't last long at my local gym, on my first attendance I noticed a hole in my trainer and having inserted my finger and giving it a wiggle, she complained to management and I was banned for life.

WitteringsfromWitney said...

A *ahem*............