It has been maintained for yonks now that there is little to differentiate between the Lib/Lab/Con and their individual political creeds, all of which seem to be based on an undying love of the European Union and the belief that it is possible to spend money that they don't have.
Whether it is because of the deepening gloom on the economic front; the fact that they have not been able to skim off even more public money to fund their lifestyles; or finally, whether they have all decided to support Chelsea, but this year it seems that most definitely Blue Is The Colour!
(Ok, so we havent yet seen the Tory stage but unless they have changed their core strategy of misleading the British public it is bound to feature the colour blue.)
Now, bearing in mind there is bugger all to choose between them and that coalitions seem all the rage, it is extremely difficult to decide who is singing this to whom:
Blue Boy, thats what they call me, 'cause I'm so lonely since I lost you,
Blue Boy, I'll be a Blue Boy, until you need me as I need you,