Time for some risqué humour......

While taking a break from two 'serious' papers I'm trying to write for Talk Constitution - plus having imbibed a tad - I notice that the Express is forecasting a loada snow, which reminded me of a joke, or two.

God made man before woman so as to give him time think of an answer to her first question.

A mistress is something between a mister and a mattress.

Women are the foundations of our society - just remember who laid them.

Snow......? Snow.......? - oh, yes:

For a woman sex is like snow - they never know how many inches they are going to get, nor how long it will last.