It could only happen in Britain!

Inspector Gadget posts on his force's idea of countering any increased terrorism following the death of bin Laden:

"Here in F Division Ruralshire Constabulary, we had to put up with a nonsense briefing from a local SB officer about how the killing of Bin Liner may have ‘consequences’ in the Shire. We were advised about the possible threat, informed about what Ruralshire Special Branch are doing about it and warned of the dangers of a lack of vigilance.

Our management responded by allocating a PCSO to keep an eye the local Indian takeaway. I kid you not."

Were it not for the tears of laughter obscuring my vision I might post more...................