....in view of my preceding post, one in the same vein. Previously posted nearly three years ago, although probably guaranteed to upset the ladies, it is a small piece that Mary Archer wrote for what was a Rag Week magazine, I believe.
The Fair Sex.
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
Occurrence: Found in large quantities in urban areas, with trace elements in outlying areas
Physical Properties: Boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason, melts if given special treatment, bitter if used incorrectly
Chemical Properties: Affinity to Gold, Silver, Platinum and all precious stones. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Use: Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. Can be a very effective cleaning agent
Hazards: Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
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