Whaaat?!

It would appear from this report that MPs are suggesting that those of us who enjoy the 'fruits of the vine' or 'the hops from the fields' should have two 'dry days' a week.


What rings the proverbial alarm bell is when one reads that "few people understand what constitutes an alcoholic unit, the basis of the drinking advice, and tell ministers that the guidelines do not seem to change behaviour."


And we all know what follows when guidelines don't change behaviour, don't we?


Any MP that tells me that I need two 'dry days' a week will promptly be introduced to a lamp post - his feet won't touch the ground!